The Monsterologist: A Memoir in Rhyme : Open this memoirâ¦if you dare! For inside this rare collection of letters, notes, and interviews lie the choicest fruits of the monsterologist's bone-chilling research. In engaging rhyme, the monster master tells all about Count Dracula (âWhen you visit Transylvania, be sure to stay with meâ); issues a werewolf warning; and dishes on trolls, ghosts, witches, ogres, and myriad mythological and literary creatures! Designed to look like a treasured scrapbook, every page features an eye-catching mix of drawings, photos, and handwritten text. Plus, kids will love the die-cut, gatefolds, and other cool surprises throughout!