Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs (Glory St. Claire, Book 5) : Glory St. Clair loves soaking up Hollywood's vampire nightlife with her sexy Scottish lover, Jeremiah. Especially when she meets a vampire/ diet guru who promises to give her the body she's wanted for centuries. One problem: his clan and Jeremiah's are ancient enemies. But Glory's not about to let a stupid family feud come between her and slender bliss. Yet, she can't help but wonder . . . how much is she willing to risk for her hips? And how much (and precisely what) is she willing to lose?