Rain : When Leon lands a contract to ghost-write the memoirs of a dodgy gangster, his worries seem to be over: now he can afford to move to a dream home in the country with his beautiful wife Martina. But the house is by a fetid swamp where it never stops raining, and, like his marriage, is starting to sink. Then he gets writer's block and he's already spent the advance. Their attempts at DIY are hampered by the plague of indestructible slugs eating away at the foundations. And then the gangster, unhappy with the pages Leon's written, starts to get nasty . . .