Charlie Big Potatoes : Charlie Marshall is not a man who should be getting married - but the ceremony is in five days' time and his future mother-in-law has already paid for 150 portions of salmon. In the meantime, the consequences of his drunken life are about to fall on him like a ton of uneaten wedding cake. The booze, the drugs, the fights, the fires, the greedy boss, the girls and his mother may just finish him off faster than his habit of colliding with hard surfaces at high speeds. So, trapped somewhere between married life and a night in casualty, Charlie attempts to face his demons - but it remains to be seen whether he can gather his scattered wits, fake a quick recovery and get through rehab before his check bounces and his liver dissolves . . .