Talk to the Hand : When did "please" and "thank you" become passé? When you call a "customer service" number, why does the burden of deciphering the automatic switchboard fall to you? Why do people behave as if public spaces are their own chip-strewn living rooms? Perhaps most important, how has it come to be that we are not allowed to object? Call someone on rude or disrespectful behavior and you're likely to get an "eff off" or worse. For all of those fed up with antisocial behavior and suffering in silence, realize that you are the majority! Talk to the Hand is a colorful call to arms - from the wittiest defender of the civilized world.