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Notes from a Totally Lame Vampire

Author: Collins, Tim

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

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Notes from a Totally Lame Vampire : Nigel Mullet isn't your typical teenager . . . he's a vampire. But unfortunately, when Nigel transformed he didn't become all broody and interesting, and as for super strength and speed . . . well, forget it! Instead he's got acne, a voice that squeaks, a tendency to break out in a rash (not sparkles!) when exposed to the sun, and absolutely no idea how to talk to girls.

When a beautiful new girl moves into the neighborhood, Nigel is determined to win her heart but first he's got to figure out how. In the meantime, he writes about her in his diary and composes really bad love poetry that he will recite to her one day, if he can work up the courage to tell her the truth. Can Nigel win the girl and the respect of his family--or is he destined to be a totally lame vampire forever?

Category   Subject
Tweens Fiction   Humor
Tweens Fiction   Love & Romance
Tweens Fiction   Paranormal

ISBN 13:9781442411838
ISBN 10:144241183X
Size:8.29" l x 5.63" w x 1.08" h
Ages: 8 - 12
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