El Capitán Cheech : SPANISH text. What kind of crazy kids would enter a boat race with a school bus? The Cheecharrones, of course! When the kids on Cheech's bus are challenged to a boat race, they know just what to do: transform the school bus into a SAILbus! But even if they manage to fend off sharks, octopi, and flying fish, it's going to be tough to beat a real boat. If only this school bus had something that the boat didn't. . . .